12 pubs of Christmas

We made up the song with reference to each bar as we went along so apologies for the nonsensical nature:

On the first day of christmas Miranda gave to me
a sexy look in the dp


On the second pub of Christmas Miranda gave to me
2 licks of gee and
a sexy look in the dp



On the third pub of Christmas Miranda gave to me 3 nuggets de pollo
2 licks of gee and
a sexy look in the dp

On the fourth pub of Christmas Miranda gave to me 4 creamy hands
3 nuggets de pollo
2 licks of gee and
a sexy look in the dp



On the fifth pub of Christmas Miranda gave to me 5 sexy bitches
4 creamy hands
3 nuggets de pollo
2 licks of gee and
a sexy look in the dp



On the sixth pub of Christmas Miranda gave to me
6 shitty glasses
5 sexy bitches
4 creamy hands
3 nuggets de pollo
2 licks of gee and
a sexy look in the dp


On the seventh pub of Christmas Miranda gave to me
7 dwarf coughs
6 shitty glasses
5 sexy bitches
4 creamy hands
3 nuggets de pollo
2 licks of gee and
a sexy look in the dp


On the eighth pub of Christmas Miranda gave to me
5 plus 3 kids
7 dwarf coughs
6 shitty glasses
5 sexy bitches
4 creamy hands
3 nuggets de pollo
2 licks of gee and
a sexy look in the dp


On the ninth pub of Christmas Miranda gave to me
9 arsehole barmen
5 plus 3 kids
7 dwarf coughs
6 shitty glasses
5 sexy bitches
4 creamy hands
3 nuggets de pollo
2 licks of gee and
a sexy look in the dp





On the tenth pub of Christmas Miranda gave to me
10 stolen pinchos
9 arsehole barmen
5 plus 3 kids
7 dwarf coughs
6 shitty glasses
5 sexy bitches
4 creamy hands
3 nuggets de pollo
2 licks of gee and
a sexy look in the dp





On the eleventh pub of Christmas Miranda gave to me
Christine on her hole
10 stolen pinchos
9 arsehole barmen
5 plus 3 kids
7 dwarf coughs
6 shitty glasses
5 sexy bitches
4 creamy hands
3 nuggets de pollo
2 licks of gee and
a sexy look in the dp






On the twelfth pub of Christmas Miranda gave to me
12 grams of coke
Christine on her hole
10 stolen pinchos
9 arsehole barmen
5 plus 3 kids
7 dwarf coughs
6 shitty glasses
5 sexy bitches
4 creamy hands
3 nuggets de pollo
2 licks of gee and
a sexy look in the dp




And after.......